The Chosen Ones

This pool of water would be great for swimming to get away from the scorching heat! Too bad you can't swim in this game, and neither can I!

I wish people threw money into this fountain so then I could nick it.

Facial hair is disgusting. Not appealing at all.

Tharo-kun's soo kawaii~~~! Desu.

MUMMY CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT CAN I MUMMY HUH HUH MUMMY WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT CAN I GO TO THE TOILET?!?!

Ugh. I hate having a family. I hate it so much. I can't even kill them to be rid of the pain and torture. Maybe I can just sell them off as slaves here. If they even DO that sort of thing.

Where is the honour in defeating others without a real cause? I don't believe in strength for the sake of strength.

This armour makes me look really *fat*, which is funny because fat is exactly what I'm not!

I came all the way here to deliver something to the King, but I'm not even allowed into the palace for some reason!

You know *I'm* against unnecessary bloodshed...

Evil people do need to be brought to justice, but by just slaughtering them mercilessly, we're no better than they are.

Well, I'd only kill a guy if he killed me first!

I'm not really injured, y'know. Just lazy. But don't tell anone, or I'll rip yer bleedin' 'ead off wi' me bare hands, yer cretin!

Gods... I hate 'em! I've been devoting my life to this [PROFANITY]in' Xyrzious deity, and what he has done for me? But anyway, I recommend that you really should visit the church, guys! Xyrzious is a truly wonderful deity who you really should worship and donate your money to!

All Hail Xyrzious! That's what we devoted priests say to greet people. And all the time, during many situations. Like during the climax of copulation. Not that we do that, since we're priests and all.

I will pay none of my vast riches to any blasted gods! Why, Xyrzious should be paying ME tithes!

This man hasn't paid his monthly tithe to the Church. Tsk, people like this will regret their greed in their next lives, I tell you...

If you try to desecrate the graves, I will kill you ten times before you hit the ground, devil.

Watching this flame burns reminds me of my life... Hot, yellow, flickering, constant yet chaotic within boundaries, and dull as hell.

I'm a Necromancer, yeeees, yeeees! I'll necromance you, Galeoth, you... you festering blightering blightery... blighter, with your... your.... yeeeeees... your robe, your robe...

Gods, I'm depressed.

I despise the sun. It gives me nightmares.

Your clothes are sickeningly ugly! You need to buy some of my trendier armours so then people don't throw rocks at you for looking so ridiculous, even though your appearance would look the same whatever you've equipped!

Would you like to purchase some instruments of death? I'm not surprised, what with you being barbaric savages and all!

I sleep on bags o' money at night! Myep.

You see, mathematically, since I have no hair, and dividing by zero results in infinity, it shall take an infinite amount of time to wash my hair.