Author Topic: Have I not answered to you?  (Read 1291 times)


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Re: Have I not answered to you?
« on: April 10, 2013, 12:04:16 pm »
Now what is left is to motivate Xarwin to work on the website again. Any ideas how to motivate him?

i tried buying something online by throwing my money at the screen. nothing interesting happened though.

perhaps it would work better on him

Okay, I laughed a lot after reading this :D.

So, if you want to motivate Xarwin I suggest you do this:
1. Buy him a present. It doesn't need to be expensive, but it would help be better if he like it.
2. Bring the present to him in person(don't send it!).
3. Sing a song that you made just for him that says that you really care for him, but not in gay way...Well, i don't know Xarwin's preferences, so perphaps in a gay way would work too ::).
4. If it doesn't work, keep repeating the process from 1 to 3 and one of these will happen:
- He will get so annoyed that will motivate himself to do the website.
- He will call the police and you'll be arrested for being a stalker.*
*If this happen, wait until you are free and do one of these:
- Repeat ALL the process from 1 to 3 again(and keep doing it until it works. Yes, that includes the possiblity of being arrested for some years).
- Give him money.

It's a flawless scheme! If you buy know you'll also get a kit "How to motivate myself" and a kit "How to motivate my girlfriend, 'if you know what i mean' ::)". It's certain results or your money back! Buy now!

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