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Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« on: August 19, 2012, 12:38:19 pm »
Disclamer:This is a shitty grammar guide for guests or shy members that may include some refference to the other active members on the forum and to the terms of fanboys.If you don't like it then go **** yourself you either are walking on a diffrent path or you are racist.

Crossroads

Here you begin your adventure dear member.You have to chose one of 2 paths.The path to shame and the path to fame.Even if you walk on path till the end , you can still be turned to the other path so be warned.In your way you may face the following creatures that you can actually become yourself:Fanboys,Stalkers,Trolls,Members,Active Members,Respected Members,Moderators.

Now at the start you are yourself either a member either a fanboy.
What is the diffrence you piece of ****?
Well, the member introduced properly reported some bugs , asked for/gived help
and is looking foward to help the forum as much as he can.The Fanboy on the other hand never introduced at all , or if he introduced he said something like:"Nice campaign Aero I love you and I want to marry you so we can **** in the ass all day , when will the next version come out I need to know so I don't die.


Either you started as a fanboy or member , you are free to walk each path you want.


The path to Shame

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Level 1-Fanboy
I already told you about the fanboy at the crossroads.

Level 2-Stalker
The Stalker is an improved version of the fanboy.In the past he proven himself as a fanboy , so he walked away in shame.After some time he came back , thinking no one will remember him.However , instead of founding redemption he trolls again.

Level 3-Troll
The troll is the ultimate fanboy and he can express himself in a lot of ways either smart talk fail or using google translate.The troll creates makes useless replies and threads to **** off the other members and  to disturb the forum.

Level X-Permabanned
Trolls , fanboys and stalkers will get banned , however it is likely that they will come back.NOT THIS TIME.
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The path to Fame

Achievements:
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Level 1-Member
I already told you about the member at the crossroads.
Level 2-Active Member
The active member helps the comunity daily.
Level 3-Respected Member
The respected member is an old membeer who helped the community in not only lesser ways(help/bug reporting) but also the big ways(walkthroughs/requests/testing/fanboy slaying)
Level X-Moderator
The moderator stood active and helped so much a certain board/topic that he is now supervising it.
Level X+-Global Moderator
The global moderator stood active and helped the whole forum that he is now supervising it.
Level X+-Special title
The special title can only be achieved trough direct help towards the campaign.
Level ∞-Administrator
Deal with it
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« Last Edit: September 15, 2012, 12:36:47 pm by Blackdoom59 »

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 12:48:25 pm »
...And there's people like me which I'm about to present a demonstration of:

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2012, 01:42:07 pm »
Hmm, for me I think I'm more of a dormant member due to a very busy life :( Will post interesting stuff whenever I can.

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2012, 04:07:14 pm »
I hoped that helped you guys.I will be active for a short bit then I will take a nap for like a year(like the rest of the legends).So now as you see us going one by one I can only hope the **** load of new guys will walk on the path to fame so that this community won't die.

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 09:50:02 am »
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Well, the member introduced properly
I am a notable exception.
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.

Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2012, 11:53:03 am »
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Well, the member introduced properly
I am a notable exception.
Yeah, you don't need to explain yourself :D.

I understand you, Black. There are guides and walkthroughs for the campaign, but no one for the forum...at the same time, i think it's not that different from a "funnier-yet-proptioustoalotofcriticismfromthefanboys", and more "game-like" kind of Doom's letter. The difference is that (since it's game-like) you're putting the "ranks" and "achievements" needed to earn them.
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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 02:24:07 pm »
A bit off the subject , shino  , I start to grow very worried.By the time we think about the **** load of people that introduced in a single day , there might be actually a single guy who will troll us from all sides.And if not , I think it better be a troll with 30 accounts then 30 people who troll.

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 07:04:25 pm »
A bit off the subject , shino  , I start to grow very worried.By the time we think about the **** load of people that introduced in a single day , there might be actually a single guy who will troll us from all sides.And if not , I think it better be a troll with 30 accounts then 30 people who troll.

That would be a possibility, i think it IS very weird since some days ago the forum was pretty much dead. I can't understand your "worry" though, i mean, hypothetically let's say there is a troll behind all these new-made accounts...so what? What this troll would do after this "very real-like" plan :P? If it were the 30 trolls case then maybe the impact would be greater, yet...the worst that could happen is some kind of "troll ambush", all of us would get epic trolled, and then...back to our "not-that-normal" normal.

While i think there's no chance something like that would happen, at the same time i think that:
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G  I-S  A  C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y
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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 11:46:46 pm »
And you also forgot the ultimate level of the Fanboy path:
Level X - Permabanned.
And the ultimate levels of the Member path:
Level X+ - Global Moderator
Level X++ - Special Title
Level ∞ - Administrator.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2012, 06:50:37 am by Yggdrasill »
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.

Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 12:16:12 pm »
Level X++ - Special Title
Such as?
Level ∞ - Administrator.
I think that is quite impossible.The only administrator we have is aero.And xarwin the web master.I don't think there will be anymore.

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 02:26:15 pm »
Hilarious, look closely at Yggdrasill's title..

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 04:49:13 pm »
Level X++ - Special Title
Such as?
Look at my title and see for yourself.

Anyway here are some more achievements that can be added.
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« Last Edit: August 22, 2012, 05:25:53 pm by Doomlord »

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Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2012, 11:42:34 am »

    New Fanboy Achievements:
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    • English Destroyer: Secret Achievement
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    I guys surely love him, uh :D...[/list]
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    Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
    « Reply #13 on: September 13, 2012, 10:26:52 am »
    This guide seems to be out-of-date... Perhaps you should rework with it Black?

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    Re: Crossroads (a guide to TCO forum)
    « Reply #14 on: September 13, 2012, 11:07:02 am »
    This guide seems to be out-of-date... Perhaps you should rework with it Black?

    This isn't a "guide", it doesn't matter how many times i see it, this is my conclusion. Btw, who are "you" in your sentence?

    The Path to Fame is still good enough, but the Path of Shame would be deleted(or changed completly) according to the new forum behavior about this whole thing of being elitist and so on...
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