Damanthe: Remember the mission where I was under your command?
Phodom: The one where we had to go on board that faulty flying contraption just to fight that damned dragon?
<starts flashback>
Random Guy: You want magic to fly, eh?
Phodom: Well, I didn't say anything yet!
Random Guy: I can cast a spell on you that can make you fly. Or I could, if I wasn't yanking your leg off. And by that, I mean shifting to a state of supinity and recumbence. Telling a porkie. But seriously, I don't think there are any such spells! The best magic user around here is Galeoth, so ask him! Maybe he'll be able to ask Mother Nature nicely to bend the law of gravity for you?
Damanthe: What's the law of gravity?
Random Guy: An anachronism.