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Aeroblyctos

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Competition #39
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:22:35 am »
Competition Idea

In this competition you're challenged to create a joke that is related to the world of Oelivert. The joke is told in a cinematic when Phodom and Damanthe talks to each other. You can choose who gives the joke but it must relate to their past. The joke must not relate to Fradz in any way.


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    • Try to make it funny.
    • Only Phodom and Damanthe is in this cinematic.
    • You're basically making a dialogue text here.
    • If you don't have any ideas here's one theme: they talk about a mission they did in the past and there was something very funny which they laugh.

    Here's an example:

    Spoiler (hover to show)


    Competition Rules

      • The idea have to be yours.
      • You can make unlimited amount of entries.
      • I will have all the rights to edit the rules all the time(I will do it correctly and I will be fair for everyone).



      Competition Prizes

      The winner of this competition will have his or her name to Hall Of Fame and will be credited as "Competition Winners" and "Idea Giver". If you have one more than once you'll be credited automatically as "Great Idea Giver". Also any other ideas that I'll use will be credited as "Idea Giver".


      Judging

      I'm the only one who will judge the winner of the competition. I will judge all entries. The amount of entries you post will not decrease your chance to win in any way. However, if there are a lot of entries or horrible entries, I'll have the right to kick some of them away in order to make the final judge easier for me.

      This is the order how I judge:

        • Is your joke funny?
        • Can I add it?
        • The presentation?



        Deadline

        The competition begins immediately and conclude at earliest 25.2.2012 or when I judge the competition.


        Final Words

        Good luck, may the best idea win. If you have questions, ask.
        « Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 04:34:54 am by Aeroblyctos »

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 10:48:55 am »
        Never tought you'll run out of jokes Aero.Still I have no entry for this competition :D

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012, 06:56:44 am »
        Hey well maybe this will help.

        It is an example:

        P = Phodom
        D = Damanthe

        D: Cheer up, man. I could tell you a joke.
        P: Well, yeah. The atmosphere here is so tense anyway.
        D: No, Phodom. You're tense.
        P: So it's just me?
        D: Yep. Remember the mission when I was under your command?
        P: When you were a first ranker?
        D: And the mission you were promoted to the fourth ranker.
        ...

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 10:16:31 am »
        Greetings,

        Eh? It's not like we wouldn't understand what to do, but it's just the competition idea itself that condescends and so refrains people from posting entries.

        Or well, my prediction of the outcome is that Black in fact does post an entry (maybe more than just one), and he'll win with some incorrect grammar -diseased joke(s).

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 03:22:10 pm »
        Greetings,

        Eh? It's not like we wouldn't understand what to do, but it's just the competition idea itself that condescends and so refrains people from posting entries.

        Or well, my prediction of the outcome is that Black in fact does post an entry (maybe more than just one), and he'll win with some incorrect grammar -diseased joke(s).

        Shut it hybird dragon , I said I won't post on this one:P

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 12:08:30 am »
        D: Well, what you waiting for Phodom?
        P: Okay, well, so, where we go now?
        D: Well, we go to island your brain snort!
        P: Ahhh.. You kick my ass. Okay, let's go, NOW!
        D: O mah, baby had to talk. Ok, let's see what you did :P
        P: Be seriously Damn!
        D: What your said "Damn"?
        P: Well, that is your name.
        D: Oh, come on. Don't call me like that!
        P: Okay, okay. Mr.Foxy
        D: Well....
        D: Well.... Woow, look, a Dragon!
        D: Well.... Woow, look, a Dragon! Did you see that?
        P: Where is it?
        P: Where is it? Oh, that is it! My God! I never seem dragon like that. Four footies!
        D: Yeah, Becareful my..
        D: Yeah, Becareful my.. liege!
        P: Shht..!!
        P: Shht..!! Be more careful, we must be hide from the dragon!
        D: Why?
        P: Because they are so dangerous!
        D: Oh God! What about your REVENGE?!
        P: Very well, i just kill who killed and who command that killer, so, T.T!!!!
        P: You.. you.. Argh.. you reminder my about thissss..!!!!
        P: You should doesn't talk like that!
        P: My mind is crashing!!!!

        And there, Phodom is reminder his family. T_T

        D: Call down dom, shht.., don't be noisy!
        P: Ahuh.. Ahuh.. Ok, huuh...., i so stress about this. DAMNIT!
        D: Well, nevermind that! Remember we mission is to ????
        P: Ok.
        P: Very well.
        D: Yeah yeah.. (Wispering) DAMNIT!

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #6 on: February 25, 2012, 12:58:11 am »
        Greetings,

        Foxy, I don't see your "joke", I'm just seeing a normal dialogue.

        And if there even was a joke, it'd be ruined by that amount of typos and grammar incorrections.

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #7 on: February 25, 2012, 01:43:26 am »
        Damanthe: STOP!!!! You cannot pass here, into the Elite Boss arena, for an Ice Monster is currently missing!
        Phodom: Well, how are those two things related in any way?
        Damanthe: Unless you can kill the Ice Monster, you will be unable to pass into the arena!!! That is all that you need to know! Any kind of logical backstory for this challenging barrier is unnecessary! All that matters is that this will mean that you cannot beat the Elite Boss before most of the plot!! Whatever that means!
        Along the shore the cloud waves break,
        The twin suns sink behind the lake,
        The shadows lengthen
        In Carcosa.

        Strange is the night where black stars rise,
        And strange moons circle through the skies,
        But stranger still is
        Lost Carcosa.

        Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
        Where flap the tatters of the King,
        Must die unheard in
        Dim Carcosa.

        Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
        Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
        Shall dry and die in
        Lost Carcosa.
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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #8 on: February 25, 2012, 04:47:16 am »
        I got 2 jokes. Maybe they aren't funny so, yeh, don't flame me.
        • JOKE #1
          Spoiler (hover to show)
        • JOKE #2
          Spoiler (hover to show)

        « Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 06:21:57 am by Doomlord »

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #9 on: February 25, 2012, 05:56:16 am »
        .__.

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #10 on: February 25, 2012, 08:04:54 am »
        I hate this competition...

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #11 on: February 25, 2012, 09:22:45 am »
        Greetings,

        I hate this competition...

        Yeah, so do I. But I must say, that given these entries, I'd vote Chimto to victory.

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #12 on: February 25, 2012, 09:58:18 am »
        Just go go, more ideas.

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #13 on: February 25, 2012, 08:57:41 pm »
        This is more than the deadline :(.
        Closed/Closeth.

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        Re: Competition #39
        « Reply #14 on: February 28, 2012, 04:04:51 am »
        Oh no.  ;D

        I didn't like any of the jokes and I've been thinking now two weeks without any result either.  :'(