The Chosen Ones

Okay, texts added once again.

Omega Helmet: It's either intimidating or incredibly silly, depending on who's wearing it, and where. I mean, an axe-wielding man with a huge beard and frothing mouth could use this to further scare his foes, but if, say, a lawyer wore it, it wouldn't work so well. But maybe..

Make this a little smaller and I can accept it. By 20 letters at least.

Aero, how can i know the items that already have sentences and the ones that don't have(or you don't have to know?)
I don't know if my imagination would be good, but firstly i need to know how to use it in this case.

Or just do texts from your head to any item. If I see it good enough and the space is already filled I will find another item that fits with your description.

And I actually like some of Yggdrasill's idea but some are just too strange.

And hey Yggdrasill, can you give me all texts that are based on the ruby, sapphire, etc and give me in one post? Don't give me ruby then few months, sapphire, give them all at once. Thank you!