Evil Eye: This eye can see into the hearts of men. Which are full of blood, I suppose.
Yin and Yang: These swords' names are in Chinese, even though China isn't a nation in this game.
Bone Armor: This item's name might make you think that it's an armour suit made from bones, but you'd be right if you thought that. Completely correct.
Animal Set: A suit of armour probably made of the skins of animals that were ritually sacrificed or something.
Message to Farmer Allan/Albert/Billy: A message to Farmer Allan/Albert/Billy. You can't read it though. Why? Because. Shut up.
Outer Stone/Inner Stone: A magical runestone that's totally not a potato.
Summoner's Amulet: This item is expensive! You should be proud to have purchased it!