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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2011, 11:17:48 am »
Good job guys I like these ones. Keep up the good work!

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2011, 03:53:26 am »
Just a question, do you intend on having 'serious' item sentences or you are looking for more 'corny'/'funny' item sentences. Cause it seems like everyone is going to non-serious direction.

I'd post something, but I feel too old to be making such corny jokes about items.

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2011, 04:13:56 pm »
I'm looking more serious stuff but humor doesn't hurt us.

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2011, 10:21:44 am »
First brother:When the dragons created the fishthern race , they created four brothers.This is the head of the first one.
Second brother:When the dragons created the fishthern race , they created four brothers.This is the head of the second one.
Thirth brother:When the dragons created the fishthern race , they created four brothers.This is the head of the titrth one.
4th brother:When the dragons created the fishthern race , they created four brothers.This is the head of the 4th one.
Legendary murloc head:The combination of all the brothers makes an almighty head in the world of Olivert.
Ring of rejunevation:In Olivert , rings can easiliy fuse.The ring of health and the ring of mana can fuse also.
Ring of great rejunevation:In Olivert , rings can easiliy fuse.The ring of great health and the ring of great mana can fuse also.
Ring of mega rejunevation:In Olivert , stronger rings are harder to fuse.They usualy requires some auxiliary stuff.Ring of reunjevelation and ring of great reunjevelation can fuse also.

Life stone:A cristal usualy fuses great artefacts.The legendary murloc's hand can fuse with the ring of mega rejunevation , turning the head into a stone that emanates life energy.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2011, 11:11:19 am by Blackdoom59 »

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2011, 11:11:44 am »
Hello,

Black, "reunjevelation" -> "rejunevation".

Thx , sometimes I suck at english.

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2011, 03:57:57 am »
Ok, so far the best descriptions are added. You can always give some more.

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2011, 03:44:35 pm »
Power Hammer:It's hammer time!
Aegis Shield:A shield infused whith a huge ammount of magic.
Holy Cross:God , bless you!
Family Picture:There is Phodom ...Birgitta ...Zell...Mathias....Dart....Who's that hooded one?
Sword of Haste:I'l strech their eyes yout!
Book of Regeneration:Ch 1/500 - Basics about regeneration...
Scope of Magic:Actualy , pirates can't use this so good.
Lucky Dice:6!
Icy Crystal:Oooh , the shape!The magic!The epicness!
General's Badge:Hold the line you dogs!
Cloak of Ice:A cloak should warm you...
The Opportunist:I'm always on the winning side





Boots of Speed:Swift and fast!
Gladius:I break for nothing!
Lucky Clover:1, 2 ,3 ...and 4!YES!
Widger Queen's Ring:I wonder how can a windger wield this...
Axe:Chopin'..
Jade Ring:Shiny
Ankle Ring:When you loook at it , you see magic!
Flame Bracelet:Oooh , now that'z a firee!
Magic Gauntlets:I feel magic in the air.
Dragon's Heart:Am I supposed to eat this?
Decimator:The weapon of a champion
Mana Ball:Made with pure mana.
Golden Claw:I'mHAtheHAbiggestHAlooserHAinHAthisHAworld's own claw
Ring of Tides:I come to you now , at the turn of the tide!
Death Spike:Erm..Is Death still using this?
Blood Price:50 bucks , mate!
Skull Shield:Just when you look at this shield , you notice it has a skull on it :O.
Cursed Blade:My sword can shut down armor ...and flesh!

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2011, 11:54:32 pm »
Mythril Vest: A suit of armour made from the highly unique-to-this-setting metal called 'mythril'. It's not an especially exciting armour. Its favourite colour is probably grey.
Orb of Stats: A clear crystal ball. It's probably magical. I mean, everything else is...
Toxic Sting: The stinger from a scorpion type thing. It still holds some potent venom.
Outer/Inner Stone: A magical stone which is totally not a potato.
Platinum Ring: A ring made of platinum. Obviously.
Speedy Gauntlets: A pair of gauntlets. It's not enchanted so it doesn't do much.
Magical Shoulders: A piece of armour usually worn by mages. Its name is stupid.
Spider's Anus: This is rather unpleasant. Why did you pick it up? Ew.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2011, 11:29:04 pm by Chimto »
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.

Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2011, 03:39:43 am »
Erm...Chimto.I know this is off-topic....but seriously..WTF IS WITH THAT WORM AVATAR?!? :O
« Last Edit: December 06, 2011, 09:53:33 am by Blackdoom59 »

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2011, 05:37:39 am »
Hmm, actually it's Konata Izumi from Lucky Star inside a chocolate cornet. It's not even related to worms or something. And please learn how to spell my name properly.
Scepter of Unsummon: A sceptre that was once used by some great sage or something.
Blade of Death: An expensive sword crafted from a fine metal. It has a creepy, unsettling aura to it; it feels like it might suddenly decapitate you when you're not looking.
Unholy Cloak: A dark purple iridescent cloak that seems to emanate a feeling of unease.
Animal Set: A suit of armour which is probably made of the skins of animals that were ritually sacrificed or something.
Anaho Relic: A delicate piece of jewellery. Wear it around your neck.
Gladius: Did you know that 'gladius' is Latin for 'sword'? Now you do!
« Last Edit: December 07, 2011, 11:36:07 pm by Chimto »
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.

Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2011, 11:03:58 am »
Lol Chimto.I was calling you Chimito for so long and you didn't say a word?



Ring of Wild Life:Basicly  a ring of a dead man hwo had a "wild" life.

SPAM FTW

Azureus Ring:This ring have been found in the ruins of Azureus
Azureus Belt:This blet have been found in the ruins of Azureus
Azureus Shoulders:These shoulders have been found in the ruins of Azureus
Azureus Sword:This sword have been found in the ruins of Azureus
Azureus Armor:This armor have been found in the ruins of Azureus
Azureus Relic:This relic have been found in the ruins of Azureus
Azureus Set:Is the combination of all the artefacts that were found in the ruins of Azureus.

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2011, 02:37:30 pm »
I could show you that I'm right , DD_Canada.But I'm too lazy to quote something from wikpedia.

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2011, 06:54:24 am »
  • Boots of Speed: An old, dusty pair of boots. Handle with extreme care or they will torn themselves apart.
  • Boots of Great Speed: Brand-new sneakers! If you look closely, there is a label warning "WINGS FOR DECORATION ONLY". Guess you cannot fly with these.
  • Spiked Club: An old-fashioned club with spikes on it. Gruesome.
  • Quasch Claws: Who needs animal heads as trophies? These are much more useful.
  • Tzitorin: A spear made from ... No, not Neosteel, this is not ... Just iron. I-R-O-N.
  • Greedy Armor: Wear this when you go beachcombing. Maybe you can find a treasure chest!
  • Exepede: One small step for a man, one giant- STOP POKING MEEEE!
  • Pete's Pipe: Pete's pipe. His pipe. Nothing more nothing less.
  • Angel's Gift: I'll be back.
  • Ancient Leaf: A leaf preserved through the ages. Its magical nature is still shrouded in darkness. Unless you are a botanist, stop here.
  • Dragon Amulet: An amulet of a fallen dragon. Its strange shape is considered sacred among the Dragons.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 06:12:30 am by Doomlord »

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2011, 05:25:26 pm »
Hello,

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Dragon Amulet: An amulet of a fallen dragon. Its strange shape is considered sacred among the Dragons.
Why does it always has to be a dead dragon? How could you know that it wasn't i.e. stolen from him?
In fact, if death is such an important ingredient, why not add 'a spice' of it on every item?

Boots of Speed: An old, dusty pair of a fallen farmer's boots.
Boots of Great Speed: A pair of a fallen hero's brand-new sneakers.
Spiked Club: An old-fashioned club of a fallen ogre with spikes on it.
Greedy Armor: A fallen bounty / treasure hunter's chest armor.
Pete's Pipe: Pete the Fallen's pipe.

Dear God...
A Dragon Spirit dropped this item anyways. So I think it is safe to assume that it is a FALLEN Dragon's amulet.
  • Shadow Cloak: Best for cosplaying that famous assassin!
  • Steel Round Shield: In the past it was a trash can's bottom. Now it is a shield!
  • Axe: An axe with a rather blunt edge.
  • Flame Bracelet: Due to its fiery nature, it is not recommended for prolonged usage.
  • Speedy Gauntlets: Gauntlets rumoured to render weapons weightless.
  • Omega Gloves: Wicked gloves used mainly for psychic torment.
  • Magical Diadem: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess wore this.
  • Azure Visage: A strange mask that is often used for trolling.
  • Endless Potion: An ancient bottle containing a powerful healing salve. How can it refill itself and defy laws of physics is still a mystery.
  • Platinum Ring: How can you wear this during combat without breaking it?
  • Whip of Nature: A legendary archaeologist is said to be its previous owner.
  • Restore Life: A fancy-looking staff that blesses your life force.
  • Restore Mana: A not-so-fancy-looking staff that blesses your mind.
  • Skeleton Cape: A black cape great for Halloween. Only $10.99 with free shipping.
  • Windy Staff: A wooden staff imbued with wind magic.
  • Wind Booster: A dandy-looking tornado-shaped sapphire jewel. Sought after by various wizards and sorceresses alike.
  • Holy Seal: O Lord, bless this Your seal, that with it Ye mayen slay Your enemies.
  • Skull of Chaos: A skull-shaped stone recovered from a ghost. Users may experience supernatural phenomena upon invoking its power.
  • Mage Armor: An armor frequently worn by mages. Hence forth its name.
  • Juggernaut Armor: S-Class armor made for giants. Avoid dropping on feet.
  • Deadly Knife: A knife so sharp that only looking at it will ... Ouch!
  • Ring of Tides: This ring shall unleash the tides of doom upon those who would oppose you.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2011, 12:24:25 am by doomlord »

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Re: Little item sentences
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2011, 04:28:54 am »
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O Lord, bless this Thy seal, that with it Thou mayest slay Thine enemies.
I wonder why a person dubbed 'Lord' would be referred to with an informal pronoun...
(Should be 'O Lord, bless this Your seal, that with it Ye mayen slay Your enemies.')
Greedy Bastard: A strange thing which doubles the gold and XP you earn. Probably 'cause it's gold. It's not made from gold though, unfortunately. Does that make you cry? I bet it does.
Elixir: A great new energy drink from JuiceCorp! With this juice, you won't need medical attention ever again! It fully refills your HP, MP and vitality!
Hero Drink: Some sort of drink blessed by Xyrzious. Being blessed by Xyrzious as it is, it burns the mouth of pretty much anyone when they drink it. It burns skin even if you just rub it on, too.
Dragon's Heart: The heart of some ancient dragon slain in some horrendous bloody battle in the distant past. I wonder why it does not decay though...
« Last Edit: December 14, 2011, 06:19:41 am by Chimto »
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.

Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
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